A panda walked into a bar.He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke,please."
The barman took his order and the panda went to sit down.soon a waiter brought over his meal.the panda ate it up,thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.
All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur,pulled the trigger and bang!!! shot the waiter.
The barman came over and said."wh...what the...you just shot my friend!"
the panda replied: "do you know what i am?"
"Yes,you are a panda"-said the barman.
"well,go home and look up 'panda' in the dictionary."-said the panda and walked out of the bar.
the barman was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friends murder,so he went home to find his dictionary.
after,he found 'panda' and he read the definition quickly: Panda-a black and white bear,native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.

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